Artificial Ignorance
ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE
UK Construction · Stand Demo
Live Demo · We Call You Back In Under A Minute

Guaranteed
Daily Leads.
Starting Week One.

We pay for your Google ads, answer every call day and night, and put the jobs straight on your phone.
You don't lift a finger.

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No setup fee · Cancel anytime
£1,000
what we charge / month
£2,400
a UK PA / month
£220,000
in jobs / month
How This Page Works ↓

Three things happen
in the next minute.

↳ You scanned the banner. So we'll show you it works — right now, on your phone — before you pay a penny.
01

You drop your number

Name, phone, your trade. 15 seconds. Three boxes.

02

Our AI rings you in a minute

Pick up. Cut it off. Ask it anything. This IS the demo.

Most calls back in 42 seconds
03

You sign up or you walk

Like it? We set you up there and then. Don't? We don't ring you again.

↳ The Maths On A Napkin

One grand a month.
Two hundred and twenty grand of work.

Hiring A PA
What a UK PA costs£2,400 / mo
Sick daysthey take them
Hours they work9 to 5, Mon to Fri
Calls after 5pmall missed
Us
What we charge£1,000 / mo
Google adswe pay for them
Hours we workall of them
Sick daysnever
You save£1,400/mo
The Work Maths · per month
£10,000×22 jobs=£220,000
Size of an average job × jobs we send you
£220,000£1,000=£219,000
That's what you keep. Every. Month.
Even if we only sent you HALF
You'd still have£110,000of work lined up.

↳ Based on average UK building job sizes. Your trade and your town might be different — we'll work out your real number when we call you.

↳ Included In Your £1,000

Three jobs done.
None of them by you.

01We pay the ads bill

WE PAY FOR THE LEADS

We buy the Google ads. Every penny. You pay nothing for them.

We get you to the top of Google for your trade in your postcodes. No setup. No faffing with budgets. No phone calls from a Google rep trying to sell you more stuff. We pay, we run them, you sit back.

02Picks up in 1 ring

WE ANSWER EVERY CALL

An AI that picks up in one ring. Day, night, weekend. Sounds human.

No 'press 1 for this'. No voicemail. It chats like a real person, finds out what the job is, books them in, and sends it straight to your phone. 5pm Friday? 11pm Sunday? All answered.

Google stops dropping you down the list for missed calls
03Straight to your phone

WE BOOK THE JOBS

Real bookings land on your phone with one ping.

The address. What the job is. Roughly what they'll spend. When to call. All in one message. You roll up, do the work, send the bill. We do everything before the van turns up.

The Artificial Ignorance
A Job
A Day
No Job · No Pay
Cert. #AI-2026-UK
↳ Skin In The Game

A job a day from week one.
Or that week is free.

We've put it in writing. If we don't put a real job on your phone every working day of the week, that whole week is on us. No arguing. No "but Google changed". No small print.

  • We risk the ad money
  • We risk answering every call
  • We risk the jobs being real
  • You just do the work
↳ Receipts From Live Sites

Real tradesmen.
Real money. Already in the bank.

Names changed. Numbers checked against their own booking records.
Case #01
Roofer · Birmingham
£48,200
booked in month 1

I was missing every call after 4pm. Now I get a WhatsApp with the postcode and the job. I just turn up.

Daz K.47 calls · 38 booked in
Case #02
Plumbing & Heating · Leeds
£72,900
in 90 days

The AI sounds better than my old receptionist. I sacked her. The calendar fills itself now.

Marek W.112 calls · 0 missed
Case #03
Builder · Cardiff
£31,400
recovered after-hours

All my mates use offshore call centres. The customers hated it. This actually books the job.

Llewellyn P.After 5pm: 3x the jobs
Booked four jobs in week one. Two of them were Sunday calls I would've missed completely.
Sam D. · Electrician · Bristol
My wife's not answering the phone for me at 9pm anymore. That alone is worth a grand.
Tony R. · Joiner · Newcastle
Honestly thought it was bollocks until I called it myself. Couldn't tell it was AI.
Aiden M. · Tiler · Glasgow
↳ Yeah But What About…

The stuff
you're about to ask.

That's the whole point. The AI takes the call. It finds out what they need. It books them in. The job pops up on your phone. You don't pick up. You don't ring anyone back. You just see the booking.

You're not. It's month-by-month. Stop any time with 30 days' notice. And if we don't hit our 'one job a day' promise in a week, that week is free — we take it off your bill before you even ask.

Setup takes 2 to 4 working days. We sort out your Google ads, plug in your trades and postcodes, and teach the AI about your business. From day one of going live, the jobs start dropping. That's the promise.

Most don't twig. The voice listens while it talks — so if you cut in, it cuts back, just like a real chat. If they ask straight up, the AI tells them. Customers say it sounds better than the foreign call centres.

Every call is recorded and typed out word-for-word. Then we send you a short summary: their name, address, what the job is, roughly what they'll spend, and when they'd like a call back. No sitting through a 14-minute recording.

Yes — that IS the demo. Drop your number below. The AI rings you in under a minute. Cut it off. Ask it about your trade. Try and catch it out. That call IS the sales pitch.

↳ The Last Scroll

Stop reading.
Start the demo.

You scanned the banner because you're losing calls — and losing jobs. Three boxes. One phone call. Sixty seconds. You'll know if it works for your trade. No hard sell — the AI does the talking and either earns it or it doesn't.

  • £1,000/moHalf the price of a PA, working three times the hours
  • ~£220k/moOf work, if an average job is worth £10k
  • Week 1A job a day, every day — or that week is free
Live · We Ring You In Under A Minute

Three boxes. One phone call. No tie-in.

We'll ring you back in less than a minute. The AI does the talking. You decide if you're in.

  • ✓ No setup fee
  • ✓ Stop any time
  • ✓ We don't sell your number
  • ✓ We don't ring you again if you say no
  • ✓ A real person if you ask
  • ✓ £1,000/mo flat